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Bad Bunny performed the entire Super Bowl halftime in Spanish. America has opinions. You still have to go to work tomorrow. The dress code has been issued.
THE DIRECTIVE
The Emmy Blazer ($278) provides the structure this moment demands. Pair with the Steve Madden Uplift Heel ($90) — elevation is not optional the morning after a cultural event.
The Charming Tailor Structured Clutch ($29) holds exactly what you need: phone, lipstick, and the restraint not to open Twitter at lunch. Gold Statement Hoops ($13) complete the directive.
The Foam Finger Number One ($12) is the editorial response. Carry it into the office. Do not explain it. Do not put it down.
THE RULING
Five pieces. $422 total. Selected for the situation — not for a mood board, not for a feeling. No substitutions.
